Pirate Funk Was a Sunken Ship

Nothing interesting to report. The pirate funk party was probably fun. I wouldn't know since I didn't go. Everybody bailed out at the last minute. Instead I spent the evening with a friend eating snack foods while watching Say Anything starring John Cusack. It wasn't nearly as funky or booty-filled (pirate booty, of course) as the night had originally promised. It was an enjoyable albeit quiet evening nonetheless.